A Bit Of Humor In Eccentric Days... About Cows!

be aware this is culturally insensitive!!!

SOCIALISM: 

You have 2 cows and give one to your neighbor

COMMUNISM: 

You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and give you some milk

FASCISM: 

You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM: 

You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM: 

You have 2 cows; The Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: 

You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: 

You have 2 cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead

A FRENCH CORPORATION: 

You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: 

You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produces twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them wold-wide

A GERMAN CORPORATION: 

You have 2 cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: 

You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: 

You have 2 cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop conting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: 

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them

A CHINESE CORPORATION: 

You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them, You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: 

You have 2 cows. You worship them

A BRITISH CORPORATION: 

You have 2 cows. Both are mad

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