Friday, July 11, 2008

Pick Up Lines For The W-end!!!

This is just unbelievable...

I went out two days ago and a guy approached me and told me:

"People like you should fuck people like me..."
and he winked...

He did not look bad at all...
Actually quite a hunk...
The truth is, I am not looking for a a model neither, that will never work, model types are inconsistent by nature.
I just want to meet a cute 'next door' type boysh guy.

What I really liked was the attitude he projected when spelling the sentence and the tone he used...
Kinda confident attitude behind the statement...

So, I looked at him - with a lost look - and said:
"How many times have you said that tonight?"

He replied:
"Why?"

I said:
"If more than once, then it is not working..." - I stand up and added - "I need a drink, cheers..."

I felt his eyes on my back, and all over my tanned body while I was walking to the bar.
I kept on feeling his warm look - I need to be pretentiuos - the rest of the night...

I am planning to be more agressive in my approach to meet a potential partner, so I am going out all for it this weekend.

I am still not sure if I should steal and use that line this weekeend, what do you think?
Will I be penalized to just watch?
Or it should actually work?

Leave me a comment with your opinion - you can also suggest pick up lines for me to use :)
I promise I will update the results here next monday :)

Wish me luck...
...and loads of star dust - as a friend of mine always says.

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6 comments:

Alexandre said...

Keep it simple, or just do it like me.
Last pickup (my first and only in a bar/clube) went like this...
I was dancing, just minding my own bussiness and checking out a cute guy on the other side of the dance floor. Well, it went on for an hour or so till I finished my bee. I then put my bottle in the air, he looked at me and I did a gesture to him asking if he wanted a drink as well.
Lets say that a 36 year old, 1m84, well built, tanned, cute, great smile masseuse came over called Vitor. Man... he was cute and boy did he have the talk to go with it.

Dren said...

Hey Day!

Here's MY favorite pick-up line:

"Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?" ;))

And just in case, if you wanna have some more laughs with the "useless lines", here's a link for ya: http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~montymex/pickup/Intropickup.html

BTW, I also agree with your friend and his graphic representation on the matter. For some things "all" you need are actions.

Anyway, I wish you lot of fun for the weekend! At the end of the day, that's what counts the most - FUN! ;)

hugz

Laura miau said...

Haha, i'm very bad at pick up lines.
I never think of them, it happens just naturally :) All the time :)
Good luck Dey :)

Luis said...

* What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

* Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.

* Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....

* I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

Those are some of my favorite from PickupHelp.com or go to LinesThatAreGood.com they have a lot in there, categorized and all...

CAT said...

Baby, what can I say about... about... this? Firts of all, I think that the line for the w-end should be something like this: 'If you're not superman, do not try to fly, especialy be careful not to fall in closed bars...'. Then I must say that if you were not gay, oh my God! You wouldn't miss me...
You have everything a person could want... You're funny, you're one of the most inteligent and smart people I have ever met, you're sensible, you're gorgeous, you dress to kill, you're noticed,you're kind, you're loving... You rule!!! Love you baby! Tks.....

Anonymous said...

How about:

"hey there, I've lost my telephone number, can I have yours? "


Good luck with that :))))